Mourning After
When you wake up the following morning, take a look at who is laying next to you, and are horrified in disbelief that you slept with *that*.
Mourning After by DirkD February 1, 2007
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Mourning After
Spokane, Washinton's greatest rock.
Drew-Guitar
Ben- Vocals
Bill- Bass
Mike- Drums
(Drew is my brother)
Drew-Guitar
Ben- Vocals
Bill- Bass
Mike- Drums
(Drew is my brother)
Mourning After by Pantseh June 5, 2004
mourning after
Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.
To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!
mourning after by QuacksO December 30, 2020
Morning After Excuse
This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
Morning After Excuse by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
Morning After Dump
Morning After Dump by APfromMSP July 7, 2005
morning after pill
A pill used the morning after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Can be used up to 72 hours after fucking. Works like a charm!
Chris: Hey man..me and my girlfriend finally did it last night
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee
morning after pill by Desi+Gwen July 18, 2006
Morning After Shit
Dude where have you been all morning?
Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
Morning After Shit by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009
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