Mountain Goat
Mountain Goat by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022
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Mountain Goat
Girl 1: Lets have sex tonight
Girl 2: Good..because i just bought a new dildo and i want to try it out mountain goating
Girl 2: Good..because i just bought a new dildo and i want to try it out mountain goating
Mountain Goat by Kellllllllllllllllllls April 27, 2010
Mountain Goat
An ugly ratchet hoe
Person 1: Yo, did see Hailey today?
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.
Mountain Goat by BigBootyJo June 17, 2015
mountain goat
When a couple has doggy style sex and the man keeps pushing the girl toward the edge of the bed until she almost falls off. She is then forced to clamber onto the edge of the bed with her fists like a mountain goat climbing down a mountain
Guy 1: Dude that exchange student hailey is in hospital
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: cause ben tried to do a mountain goat but the dumb bitch fell off the bed
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: cause ben tried to do a mountain goat but the dumb bitch fell off the bed
mountain goat by latte drinking maths lover June 1, 2011
Mountain goat
A mountain goat is name after “thee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel
Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.
Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level
Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.
Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level
Mountain goat by King Jordan of horizon December 12, 2019
mountain goat
When men assemble in a human pyramid, but put their testicles and dick through their legs so it looks like a goat. Hence, mountain goat is a mountain of people in this 'goat' position. It is often done inside a room and used to shock a person walking into the room.
mountain goat by dillon jagersky March 28, 2008
Mountain Goat
Like a cougar, only older & with chin hair. They typically try to dress trendy, get with young cabana boy type guys, have ginormous acrylic nails, processed hair, and liver spots. May or may not be a sugar mama, depending on the wealth (or lack thereof) her first (and/or 2nd-3rd-4th) husband had.
If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
Christena: "whoah, did you see the gold splattered jeggings that Mountain Goat is wearing in an effort to appear relevant & get that dude's attention who's in his early 20's?"
Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
Mountain Goat by Freckletastic November 26, 2010