Mountain Dew-shBag 

An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew.

Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.

Mountain Dew-shBag by mr.0wl November 22, 2010

mountain dew supernova 

the second best drink ever known to man, being surpassed only by the original mountain dew, which everyone knows is gods nectar handed down to man to quench out thirst when no other beverage will do.

kevin: OH MY GOD!!! WE ARE OUT OF MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!
Justin: we have mountain dew supernova.
kevin: profit!

mountain dew supernova by da jester May 26, 2008

Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

Mountain Dew Suprise by Flipzomg August 24, 2008

Mountain Dew Shot

A selfie pic from a girl working out wearing a sports bra, with sweat beads running down the cleavage.

Dawn sent me a nice Mountain Dew Shot from the gym today, a great distraction from the meeting I was in.

Mountain Dew Shot by Alaska assassin February 19, 2024

mountain dew is the best soda 

Hillbilly MURICA MURICA NUMBER 1

''MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA''
''MURICAN WORLD POLICE''

mountain dew is the best soda by MURICA IS THE BEST 123 October 31, 2021

Gay Slushy Mountain Dew 

A saying used when you see heterosexual men doing something gay.

"Dude what is Jim doing to Tad.... Gay Slushy Mountain Dew!

Gay Slushy Mountain Dew by Zaseeo June 3, 2010

Steak and Mountain Dew 

Michael's favourite choice in a menu.
Send some straight away with your halo action figures to his address, or the ongoing war against the Machines will be lost, and the sentinel will tighten it's grip on the young marionette for all eternity.

SEND STEAK!

Michael begged the population of santa monica for some Steak and Mountain Dew, and went into hibernation in the small island of New Zealand when no one find him any.

Steak and Mountain Dew by Michael M. July 19, 2004