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mountain biking 

the best damn sport in the world. done in the woods or in the desert. many veriations including cross country, technical, and downhill.
mountain biking by Roman Perry January 25, 2007

Mountain biking 

Riding rad rides on revolving rollers in a dramatic, death-defying design, dispatching double-quick down dangerous descents while wrapping withered weed within whirling vellum.
Yo, bro, let's bomb these trails and blaze some trees! Hell yeah, mountain biking!
Mountain biking by MntnMan69 September 20, 2021

mountain biking 

Todays golf for the middle class with too much money (10 grand bikes, 20 grand cars).
I used to play golf now I go mountain biking instead.
mountain biking by puresalt December 20, 2021

Mountain biking 

Verb. To round up and sexually abuse a cluster of chromies.
Last week Anders broke his collarbone while trying to lasso a cluster of chromies on our mountain biking trip.

Mountain Biking 

Yewwwwwww!!!
Mountain Biking by The123123123 February 24, 2023

Mountain Biking 

Mountain biking is a form of Sadomasochism akin to self-flagellation made publicly acceptable by claiming it is healthy
Mountain biking has knackered my knees but I feel so much better for it
Mountain Biking by Doomanic November 28, 2011