Mountain biking is a form of Sadomasochism akin to self-flagellation made publicly acceptable by claiming it is healthy
by Doomanic November 27, 2011
Hey Nick, what are you up to today? Mountain Biking...I have About 13 inches on my dry seat post and I think Astroglyde wants to sponsor me. Im a real man!
by Skin DIver April 07, 2022
by runderhill December 25, 2010
the best damn sport in the world. done in the woods or in the desert. many veriations including cross country, technical, and downhill.
by Roman Perry January 22, 2007
the best sport ever, there are many different forms which include Dirt jumping, which is a bike a with a straight frame that jumps of large mounds of dirt, Cross Country (XC) which is a light full suspension bike which is meant for travelling long distances, and a Downhill bike (DH) which is a very heavy bike with thick tires and big front forks meant to go down mountains and so large drops
Jon:what kind of mountain bike should i get?
Shawn: i would reccomend a downhill bike or a dirt jumper bike.
Shawn: i would reccomend a downhill bike or a dirt jumper bike.
by sam and his specialized s-works November 18, 2007
Riding rad rides on revolving rollers in a dramatic, death-defying design, dispatching double-quick down dangerous descents while wrapping withered weed within whirling vellum.
by MntnMan69 September 21, 2021