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The tourist attraction voted most likely to benefit from a name change by having the current U.S. President carved into it each 4 years, and if re-elected for a second term.... the Vice President is carved.
In a daring move, Joe Biden today decreed that, if elected, he would sign into effect a bill re-naming it Mount Rushmost, and ensuring that EVERY president, past and present, is carved into the old Rushmore facade at a size befitting the good works performed. Republicans, in a daring political response, DEMANDED the new policy BE made retroactive.
Mount Rushmost by You rReal Name August 18, 2020
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