Motor oil 

A great thing to inject into your bloodstream.

HE INJECTED HIMSELF WITH MOTOR OILLLL!
- anonymous coach

Motor oil by The Blonde Boi February 6, 2018

motor oil 

an exceptionally dark beer or ale, usually drunk by men who need an extra kick at Happy Hour

Jonny said to Eric, "What are you drinking there - motor oil?"

motor oil by MaryPoppins January 11, 2008

motor oil 

An exceptionally thick and bitter coffee enjoyed by military personnel all over the world. Usually brewed from the cheapest coffee in the dirtiest pot available.

Bill: "Hey Joe, you have the watch tonight get some sleep.".

Joe: "Nah, I'm good, got some of Cheifs Motor Oil to keep me runnin."

motor oil by TChaser November 9, 2016

Motor Oil 

Created when holding a mouthful of oil and motorboating

Gotta go make some motor oil with that Big titty girl over there.

Motor Oil by Catelyth August 1, 2020

Motor Oil 

The Greatest Lubricant Known To Man

Intellectual: Dude I just used the greatest lube ever
Dumbass: What was it?
Intellectual: Motor Oil
Dumbass: Get The Fuck Away From Me

Motor Oil by BigNig666 June 7, 2018

motor oil 

Chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge, chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge

Mike's favorite ice cream is Motor Oil

motor oil by elipolo May 13, 2010

motoroilsexual 

fuck the k y, bust out the pennzoil.

i mean, sure i get the pennzoil and handcuffs, but what's with the big wheel?

motoroilsexual by nayt shields May 19, 2004