Mothervein
Mothervein by Jonnymitchell February 4, 2009
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Otter Mothering
Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.
Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me
Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
You: you’re just otter mothering me
Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
Otter Mothering by Fifi Mama January 3, 2021
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mothercino
A mothercino is a typically a rich, hot, caffe-latte drinking early mum in her early thirties who hangs around in inner city cafes with other mothercinos and their OshKosh B'gosh adorned toddlers who have names like "Sugar Blossom" or "Daisy Petal" or something equally vomit-inducing. They usually drive a large, expensive, new 4WD/SUV - often a Porsche Cayenne or a BMW X5. They can often be seen holding a baby, a banana and a mobile phone, and pushing a pram, inexplicably with only two hands. They are usually married to a young, successful lawyer or businessman, and demonstrate this with >1 carat diamonds and golden wedding bands, which they show each other often to compare.
mothercino by hooshpartitions April 6, 2009
motherinnit
the mother of tommyinnit
quackity "so, what are our plans to take over the-"
tommy "sorry mum, i cant do the dishes, im live"
quackity "who was that?"
tommy "motherinnit"
tommy "sorry mum, i cant do the dishes, im live"
quackity "who was that?"
tommy "motherinnit"
motherinnit by 360kickrat May 14, 2021
Motherhen
a close (if not uglier) cousin to the infamous blocker, but this term takes on a more female flavour.
a typical activity that best defines the Motherhen is analysing text messages you send to your object of affection...scours over every little detail to poke holes through your game. sometimes the male is unaware he is actually texting to an entire panel of judges, picking away at every trivial detail to make him look like a stalker.
the motherhen is therefore quick to label a potential suitor a stalker, even if his intentions are romantic and pure. this in turn sways the pursued lady to side with her 'all-knowing' friend(s); a kind of sisterhood code that is given priority.
one weapon to combat this affliction is to subtely drop compliments to the Motherhen. the Motherhen will think your nice, and this verdict will help ease your way onto the path of securing your lady. be careful, there is a tendency for this to backfire. this tactic is known as 'swooning without pooning'.
alternatively, you may need an experienced Wingman to talk positively about you in the third-person. the Wingman must employ his tactics without raising the suspicions that he is overtly being a Wingman. this is known as the 'Wingman Dilemma'.
Ultimately, the best course of action is prevention rather than treatment. try not to get offside with any of her friends in the early stages of swooning.
Yet if all else fails, put a bullet on the Motherhen's letterbox.
a typical activity that best defines the Motherhen is analysing text messages you send to your object of affection...scours over every little detail to poke holes through your game. sometimes the male is unaware he is actually texting to an entire panel of judges, picking away at every trivial detail to make him look like a stalker.
the motherhen is therefore quick to label a potential suitor a stalker, even if his intentions are romantic and pure. this in turn sways the pursued lady to side with her 'all-knowing' friend(s); a kind of sisterhood code that is given priority.
one weapon to combat this affliction is to subtely drop compliments to the Motherhen. the Motherhen will think your nice, and this verdict will help ease your way onto the path of securing your lady. be careful, there is a tendency for this to backfire. this tactic is known as 'swooning without pooning'.
alternatively, you may need an experienced Wingman to talk positively about you in the third-person. the Wingman must employ his tactics without raising the suspicions that he is overtly being a Wingman. this is known as the 'Wingman Dilemma'.
Ultimately, the best course of action is prevention rather than treatment. try not to get offside with any of her friends in the early stages of swooning.
Yet if all else fails, put a bullet on the Motherhen's letterbox.
Suitor to Pursued Lady via SMS: "Hey, I would really love to meet up with you this weekend. Had a great time with you on our date! Hope all's well."
Motherhen reading the SMS: "What a fucking stalker, my god he used love in the sentence. must be really desperate. seriously, avoid this guy."
Suitor lying in bed at night: "Wow i must be a terrible person."
Motherhen reading the SMS: "What a fucking stalker, my god he used love in the sentence. must be really desperate. seriously, avoid this guy."
Suitor lying in bed at night: "Wow i must be a terrible person."
Motherhen by Bobby Veee February 5, 2010
Motherskin
MILF pussy
I'm gonna fatherbone the shit outta her motherskin.
Guys, I'm just in it to get that motherskin.
Omg, I heard that her motherskin is as violently flappy as DJ Khaled's tits on a jet ski.
Guys, I'm just in it to get that motherskin.
Omg, I heard that her motherskin is as violently flappy as DJ Khaled's tits on a jet ski.
Motherskin by Fatherbone December 5, 2016