by mortdale June 25, 2009
Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
by StalkingChris November 18, 2004
Brawl Stars character that spins right before enemy goal with the ball, tries to trickshot, fails and dies! He calls himself “bringer of doom” and “a creature of the night”!
by DalSpin November 30, 2021
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by K Master M June 3, 2003
Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok
by Daddy Warlord February 24, 2005
The uberleet designer of game levels for Unreal and Wolfenstein. Using his Netherworld connections, Mortis creates fun that is out of this world. Known to frequent broadbandreports.com and bsdterritory.com.
by Mortis June 30, 2004