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Morrisons Cove  

Morrisons Cove in Northern Bedford and Southern Blair Counties, is one of the most beautiful limestone valleys in Central Pennsylvania. Formerly known as "The Great Cove", it is often just referred to as "The Cove" by the people living there. This fertile agricultural valley extends about thirty-nine miles long, varying from eight to fifteen miles wide. Stretching from Evitts Mountain near the town of Loysburg, formerly known as Pattonsville, north to the Frankstown Branch of the Juniata River at Williamsburg, the Cove is surrounded by the foothills of the Allegheny mountain chain, Tussey Mountain to the east, broken ranges or spurs to the north and south, and Dunnings, Short, Loop and Lock Mountains to the west. There are only three natural passes into Morrison Cove: on the southern end in Bedford County at the Loysburg Gap, where Pennsylvania Route 36 and Yellow Creek passes from South Woodbury Township to Hopewell Township through Tussey Mountain; on the western side of the Cove in Blair County at the McKee Gap, formerly known as the Frankstown Gap, where Halter, Cabbage, and Plum Creeks empty into the Frankstown Branch of the Juniata River and Pennsylvania Route 36 passes from Taylor Township to Freedom Township, between the Dunnings and Short Mountains; and on the northern end of the Cove at Williamsburg.

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Morrisons Cove 

A small area in Pennsylvania. It's where nobody likes change, or pig farms. It can also be known as drug central. It's lies outside of Altoona, where the crime rate is crawling higher and higher everyday. The Cove is never quiet. There's patafile teachers, and crazy superindentants, who think that you're daughter is sleeping with a married teacher. Lets just say that the Cove is a little crazy. Just a little bit.
Dude, that's sooo Morrisons Cove.

Have you ever had sexual relations with this teacher?
Morrisons Cove by Humanuka June 12, 2008
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026