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morris plains 

One square mile of banks. Everyone goes to Borough, but you have 60 people in your class. The class of 2017 hang out spot was Daniels house and DIPS. 98% of the kids are white. The only reason Quick Chek is open is because all the boys go there after hanging out at "the turf". Only 3-4 kids in every grade go to a different high school that isn't Morristown. Everyone has money. There are 2 really big houses that everyone wants, Kate Websters house and the one next to Mt. Way school. People die in random places, overdose is Quick Chek bathroom, suicide behind Annabelle's , murder in the apartment buildings. If you live pass the train station you have to get a bus to school and people look at you as outsiders. You walk everywhere, but everyone is too lazy to walk across town. In middle school if you are friends with people from Frelinghuysen, you are THE SHIT! You know everything about everyone, and the parents know all the gossip. There are only 2 friend groups.
If you are from Morris Plains you are a "Borough Kid".
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Morris Plains 

Kids here spend their time wishing they lived in Morristown and wishing they didn’t attend a middle school with 30 people. If you live here you've probably gotten bullied just because you live here. But it weighs out due to the 2:1 ratio of obnoxious scums to normal people coming from here. People come from all around to come here due to the fact its unhooded and all sunshines and rainbows. The only good place to hang is simons where you can find a good 20-40 people there at all hours. All the kids who actually live there are tightly knit. Overall not too bad of a town, but nowhere near great.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026