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Morning horny

This is when a bit before you wake up in the morning, you have a sexy wet dream. And when you wake up, you have an extreme urge to masturbate, and you usually do so. For the rest of the day you tend to have a hyper libido.
"Sorry I'm late for school today. I woke up with morning horny and missed the bus."
by Trevdagger's Ticklemonster November 26, 2013
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Saturday Morning Horny

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.
Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
by TaAj88 October 31, 2011
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