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morning thunder 

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.
Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'
morning thunder by McGinty September 6, 2006

Morning Thunder 

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.
The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

Morning Thunder 

1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.
2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.
Man, I got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, Finneus.
Morning Thunder by NotRyanReally January 25, 2004

Morning thunder 

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning
I let out some stinky morning thunder today.
Morning thunder by Goyangi August 9, 2025
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026