I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.