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morning thunder 

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.
Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'
morning thunder by McGinty September 6, 2006

Morning Thunder 

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.
The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

Morning Thunder 

1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.
2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.
Man, I got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, Finneus.
Morning Thunder by NotRyanReally January 25, 2004

Morning thunder 

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning
I let out some stinky morning thunder today.
Morning thunder by Goyangi August 9, 2025

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026