A radiant woman who wakens in the morning with a smile and a very sexy energy. This can lead to happy morning surprises of an intimate and fun nature.
I was roused from my sleep by a lady of the morning. She touched me in ways that made me happy. Then my mother walked in and freaked out. Clearly she isn't a lady of the morning too.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).