Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman

Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”

by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021

Morgan Freeman body pillow

A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.

Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake

by Definitely not Schteevo1 June 27, 2022

The Morgan Freeman

When a man with a deep voice talks to the vagina and, in the process, motorboats the clit.

Man I pulled The Morgan Freeman on her so hard she came all over the place.

Billy Morgan Freemaned me last night and I legit came.

by Badassboss August 12, 2018

Morgan freeman's voice

When you're hoping for something, but the reality is radically different, Morgan Freeman's voice comes down from heaven to tell it like it is

"I sure hope the kids did their chores."
Morgan Freeman's voice: the kids did not do their chores

by Dehydratedninja March 3, 2023

Morgan freeman

A man who makes me nut when I hear his voice

Yo Morgan freeman is god

by I’m a nutterbutter June 6, 2021

Morgan Freeman

the fucking wisest man on earth

morgan: i am morgan freeman
person: u r wise

by THE SCOOTER 6969 April 11, 2023

Morgan Freeman

god

Morgan freeman is god

by stupidstuff334 May 8, 2021