Moose Tamer

A man who will only attempt to get off with a girl no higher than a 2/10 (aka a moose).

Jimmy: Hahaha OMFG, come and check out this sket!
Ben: I don't give 2 shits, I'm still gonna pork her senseless.
Dave: What a moose tamer.....

by adrajimmy December 08, 2010

Moose Tamer

moose tamers are awesome people who teach moose tricks and how to be perfectly still for a planking photo. the end

That moose tamer made it easy for me to plank on the moose.

by silverbliss July 26, 2011