moomph

A sniffer of womens bike seats

You are a moomph, you dirty old perv

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

Moomph

The sound that's is made when you fart in the bath and you squeeze down and smother the bastard

Did you hear that fat lady moomph. That was the loudest moomph I have ever heard in my life

by dundee777 June 2, 2015

Moomph

"Moomph" is a word that is used in the old comic strip "Pogo". It's a word that is uttered by someone while walking frustratingly.

Pogo: Moomph! Moomph! Moomph!

by OhNo S. August 29, 2022

Moomph

When you fart in a bath and sniff the bubbles

My farts smell better when I moomph in the bathtub

by Bitches_cant_handle_the_truth October 5, 2019

Moopher

A Godlike figure that is better then everyone else at everything.
Also are quite good looking.

Man Tom is good at skateboarding! he is such a Moopher!

by gungy October 5, 2016

Momophobia

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be

Why do I have such momophobia around her.

by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

meomph

When your feeling down in the dumps and emotionally drained, sometimes for no apparent reason.

Eg.1

Elizabeth:"Karen, what's the matter?"

Karen: "I dunno, i just feel meomph"

Eg. 2

Caoimhe: "Are you coming out the fuck?"

Kristal: "no, I feel meomph"

by KECK September 18, 2007