Montvale, NJ

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Montvale is a small town in Bergen county, NJ. Because of its popular array of restaurants and good hang-out spots refereed to as "town", many neighboring townsmen will spend their free time in Montvale. "Town" is a spot in the middle of Montvale consisting of Burger King, Dairy Queen, Taco Bell, a shopping strip, The Montvale Lanes (a bowling ally), and the train tracks. Those who attend high school in Montvale will go to Pascak Hills High School along with kids from Woodclif Lake. Most kids are wealthy because of the town's expensive houses. Bergen County is the second richest county in New Jersey. Kids from Montvale took it upon themselves to nickname people from Montvale "Montvaliens". Montvaliens are mostly Roman Catholic and are generally nice. Unlike the show "Jersey Shore" montvaliens are not Guido. But many do visit the Jersey Shore frequently.

Jeff- "Yo man do you want to go into town in Montvale, NJ"

Tom- "Sure, i know plenty of montvaliens, and love bowling"

Rick- "Can I come to i'm going to Pascak Hills High Schol"

Montvale, NJ by J form NJ March 10, 2011

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