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The most manly state in the union where men head-butt bison, punch trout in the face, and chop down trees with their gargantuan dicks.
"I'm a pussy!"
-Someone who doesn't live in Montana
by BurlyMontanyan August 28, 2006
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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The fucking best state ever. Ladies bag bucks, catch monster fish,and will slap you if you reject hunting or fishing, or even are part of PETA. Men do the same.
Someone from another state: look at this MONSTER fish i caught, its 14 inches!

Montanan: *holds up 25 incher*
out of stater: *should bow down*
by MONTANANS FRICKIN RULE September 24, 2011
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A windy place that is snowy and rainy year-round because the gods decided to give them shit weather
Bro why is it so fucking cold in Montana
by Tentacle stuff May 05, 2021
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A state in which the manliest of man live and the hottest of women. People who make fun of this state or insult it are jelouse assholes who know where they live sucks balls.
Guy1 :"Man, that state Montana sucks."
Guy2 :"Your only saying that becuase we live in New Jersey and you know Montana is way better."
Guy1 :"Ya, your right."
by Mozaralio December 17, 2009
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an extremely amazing friend. the kinda girl you would trust your life with. amzingly beautiful! is loved by her friends. she can be EXTREMELY weird and random and crazy! but is still extremely loved.
"that girl is so awesome!!!!"
"what's her name?"
"montana"
"knew it!"
by justagirl922 October 21, 2009
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The most beautiful girl alive.
any guy would be insanely luck to be with her.
she's amazingly smart, and hilariously humourous.
her Husband, is the luckiest guy in the world because he has something that no guy has, but all guys dream of, a girl like Montana.
wow shes a real Montana
by daltont August 24, 2010
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