A very handsome man that loves everybody and is really nice and is one of the best friends you will ever have.

One of the coolest people you will ever meet
Montana is so cool bro
by MontanaRapsYT November 20, 2018
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The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.
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"Montana Sucks - Now Go Home and Tell All Your Friends"
by Alpino March 29, 2010
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This girl was on the phone with her boyfriend crying while giving me a Montana.
by fonzy bruh man November 17, 2010
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The most beautiful and amazing woman in the world, a man would be the luckiest person in the world if he could manage to get a girl like Montana, the only thing wrong with her is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is so perfect. She has beautiful blonde hair and hazel eyes, and she is the definition of perfect.
Person1: hey I think I like that girl what's her name
Person 2: oh her, her name is montana,but you'll never have a chance with a girl like her
by Billy Bob12345678901010 November 12, 2016
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A state that does not exist geographically, but as a state of being. Often used by people to as an alternate word to describe their otherwise saddening lives, i.e.: state of depression, denial, self loathing, etc.
Stranger: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Sad Stranger: "I'm from Montana."
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The meth capital of the entire world. The state of Montana has more Crystal Methamphetamine per capita than any other place in the world. Maybe when you live in a place like Montana there isn't much else to do besides go on week long meth binges.
Montana has more speed freaks than trees/
by Booter March 30, 2005
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