monster meat 

A male with extremely abnormal sized penis.

OMG B-Rad u gotz dat MONSTER MEAT!

Sal got dat baby meat but Isiah monster meat GURRLL!

monster meat by Brandon Becerra May 12, 2008

Monster Meat 

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

Monster Meat by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Monster Meat Missile 

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

Monster Meat Missile by Gar Grim May 4, 2018

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

Meat Monster 

The type of girl who wants some "man meat" so bad that she will do anything for it. A meat monster stops at nothing to get hard cock as soon as possible.

Mitch: "Yo Zack check out that girl, she looks like she is begging to get fucked"
Zack: "That is a true meat monster, and I'm gonna give it to her!"

Meat Monster by King Bossman March 25, 2010

meatball monster 

A guy that is so jacked that his muscles refrain him from placing his arms at his sides. They often can be seen in groups at the gym where they lift together and flex in front of the mirrors. Their massive size can be very intimidating, especially for normal sized men.

Yesterday I was at the gym when a meatball monster threw a dumbbell through the ceiling.

meatball monster by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008