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monorailing 

When you pin someone down, then run your Arse Crack along their nose.
This is works bet when you have just had a big arse S*it.

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monorailing by Warren6983 December 7, 2006
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monorailing 

Something that everyone seems to want but nobody agrees on how to do.
The term monorailing is based on the struggle to establish a Washington State monorail, which had a very, very, very long history of the same. Many years of agreement that it needed to happen, but many, many, many years of discussion before it could happen.
monorailing by Julesong November 4, 2009
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Monorailing 

Verb, "To monorail" - Sex act where two men stand facing each other with tips of erect dicks touching. One man moves his fist back and forth over both penises, from the base of his, to the base of his partner's, and so on. The fist is the monorail car, the touching dicks are the length of track.
"Dude... did you and James fuck yet?" "Naw, man. We did some monorailing, but that's about it."
Monorailing by reftsh July 5, 2018

Monorailing 

The sexual practice of connecting two erect penises together at the tip whilst a fully lubed, double sided 'sleeve' fleshlight is made to move along one participants shaft to the others, sliding back and forth from one base to the other (Mimicking the movement of a monorail going from one station to another, hence the name)
I want to try monorailing with my boyfriend, but I don't know if he'd be up for it

My boyfriend and I tried monorailing last night, it was one heck of an experience!
Monorailing by Giga_Freak March 18, 2025
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