Monkeyface is the result of a human's ability to grab their ears, puff out their cheeks and tilt their head to show a monkey like impression on their face! If you want to go with a cheeky monkey face then you need to be able to stick out your tongue at the same time!
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by Susan Robb June 15, 2009
by URBDICTION1 July 17, 2011
A sexual act, performed to humiliate another, usually a woman. The man shaves his pubic hair, leaving it until he ejaculates in the females face, then throws the hair into her face where it sticks and shouts "monkeyface!". Alternatively the man may decide to rip his or his partner's pubic hair out at the moment of passion and throw it into the mixer.
"Upon sighting the White Whale, Captain Ahab grabbed Queeqeg and forced him roughly to his knees where he gave him a monkeyfacing, in the New England style". From Moby Dick by Herman Melville.
by Hill of the Dans September 02, 2008
Ol' Monkeyface was a pioneer to the Golden State of California during the gold rush. After having tried his luck at odd jobs on the mighty Mississippi and a failed trip to find riches in South America, Ol' Monkeyface continued his voyage around the tip of South America and headed to old San Francisco.
Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.
A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.
His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA
Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.
A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.
His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA
by Steven G. Harms October 28, 2004
A lyrical alternative to 2010 pop "Pokerface" Used across Europe instead of the actual lyrics. It is a request for a male or female to ejaculate on the face of the the person singing it.
The intent is intended to be similar to "like I give a shit".
This phrase is also used as currency amongs those who attend dance festivals with an actually real world financial trade value.
It is also a counter culture identifier marking individuals out as rallying against "pop" culture, specifically manfactured popidols.
The intent is intended to be similar to "like I give a shit".
This phrase is also used as currency amongs those who attend dance festivals with an actually real world financial trade value.
It is also a counter culture identifier marking individuals out as rallying against "pop" culture, specifically manfactured popidols.
by monkeyfacemoo March 10, 2010
when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!
by Tomgerardod July 29, 2008