Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.

Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!

by HugaN February 14, 2012

shirt money

1.a term used when describing rags to riches.
2.a good job
3.awesomeness

you see that stick. yeah man that was shirt money.

by ncftm January 30, 2010

monkeyshit

an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".

You're face looks like monkeyshit.

by The man is your daddy June 5, 2006

Monkeyshirt

a shirt with a lot of shit on it like monkeys or flowers or shit designs

d00d sh3 we4r5 s0 m4ny monkeyshirt its fuking annoying

by JOshIS thE S3x October 13, 2008

monkeyshit

The act of saying “bullshit” and being racist at the same time

He was being racist cuz he said monkeyshit

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023