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Monkey Whore 

Monkey Whore (adj)

a description used to describe a woman/ girl who makes out with facialy disaranged people.
Chloe kissed his huge, huge lips.

she fell in love with his extra-ordinary chin.
Monkey Whore by Luke June 18, 2004

Monkey whore

A woman who leaves relationships to immediately be in another relationship because she was already laying the groundwork if not already outright cheating so that she has a soft place to land, and never really being single ever. Much like the monkey in the jungle, swings from tree to tree, the monkey never lets go of one branch until its paw is firmly grabbing the other, ie; monkey whore
She’ll never be alone, she’s a monkey whore, she’s always gonna have a dude waiting

monkey-whore 

usually a tremendously slutty guy who fucks like monkeys...this insult must be said with great determination and force...
-"Hey bitches, want some of this?"
-"Who knows where you've been, go fuck your baboon-mama, monkey-whore."
monkey-whore by poopsie hamsterchunks November 29, 2003

ugly monkey whore

Someone that looks like the ass end of a camel and smells like rotting garbage, and of course is a whore.
Hey piss off you ugly monkey whore or He/she looks like a Ugly monkey whore.
ugly monkey whore by Rich cebry December 17, 2008

Whore monkey 

A girl that swings from tree to tree just to get banana
She's got multiple boyfriends, what a whore monkey.
Whore monkey by JokesAnonymous December 9, 2015

whore monkey 

A guy who is so desperate to get laid repeatedly that he will do whatever an eligible girl asks him to do, like a trained monkey.
Brynn: So Aaron really ran to get you lightbulbs in the middle of foreplay?

Kim: Yeah, he'll do whatever I want him to do. He's totally my whore monkey.
whore monkey by Bryntastic February 27, 2008
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