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Monkey Trumpet 

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge
"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"
Monkey Trumpet by andybased April 30, 2008

monkey trumpet 

the proper termonolgy for a "vuvuzela"
the spear chuckers were are so annoying when they blow their monkey trumpets at the soccer games
monkey trumpet by krs42 July 13, 2010

Monkey Trumpets 

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...
ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!
Monkey Trumpets by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008

monkey trumpets 

originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment
oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026