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Monkey Steamer 

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.
Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.
Monkey Steamer by iacman June 16, 2010

Monkey Steamer 

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
Monkey Steamer by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022

Big Nose Money Stealer 

Subtle but not subtle way of calling someone a Jew.
Ben: Your such a Big Nose Money Stealer

Lunch Money Stealer 

One who makes people sad or upset. Such as the feeling when a little kid's lunch money gets jacked.
Poor things feelings got hurt by that damnlunch money stealer.:(

Girl, he made you cry? We'll beat the shit outta that lunch money stealer.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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