monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.
Fred is a total monkey slapper
by assjugs July 01, 2008
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super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.
Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!
by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005
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Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper

A really gay person.A foriegn monkey who slaps boobs.
by Ri-ck April 15, 2003
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