monkey slapper 

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

monkey slapper by assjugs July 1, 2008

super market monkey slapper 

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

super market monkey slapper by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper 

A really gay person.A foriegn monkey who slaps boobs.

"You foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper"

Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper by Ri-ck April 15, 2003

Monkey Slipper

When your girlfriend takes a dump in her hand and lovingly strokes your manhood to ejaculation.

So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.

Monkey Slipper by MonkeyDump August 20, 2013

slapped the monkey 

Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!

slapped the monkey by Allie222 April 13, 2008