well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
It is like a monkey fucking a football.
by MonkeySplash January 26, 2018
The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.
by fishinguy July 21, 2015
Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"
by Gbbrd October 01, 2006
Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
by Keyzer Korleone August 08, 2009
1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.
by houdek May 29, 2008
by Tom Highway October 26, 2007