Monkey fucking a football
Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.
Monkey fucking a football by fishinguy August 14, 2015
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monkey fucking a football
Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"
monkey fucking a football by Gbbrd October 1, 2006
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monkey fucking a football
Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
monkey fucking a football by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009
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monkey fucking a football by Tom Highway November 13, 2007
Monkey Fucking a Football
well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
Monkey Fucking a Football by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018
a monkey fucking a football
The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
a monkey fucking a football by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
a monkey fucking a football
1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
a monkey fucking a football by houdek May 29, 2008
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