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Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette
dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead
by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015
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v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)
by Shabba December 17, 2004
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When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.
Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?
by Jason Mark Smith December 27, 2007
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to light a cigarette with another cigarette.
say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.
by e caskey March 24, 2003
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To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.
Sharon I need to Monkey Fuck your smoke as I can't find the lighter.
by lochon October 25, 2009
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A sexual position where the human with the dick(the monkey fucker) stands on two feet bent over the woman's backside, entering her from behind.

WARNING: this position has a tendancy to create a loud clapping sound. "CLAP CLAP I AM THE MONKEY FUCKER"
Bangbros.com- Assparade, download the movie "Ride 'em Cowgirl"

Then fast forward to 33m 55s. The MONKEY FUCKER is in the upper right hand corner of the screen.

ENJOY!
by MATT MATT THE BUTT PUNISHER February 8, 2007
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Shortened version of the backstage expression "That looked like a monkey fucking a football" -- i.e. "Oh, wow, that was so godawful awkward and stupid that I had to stare at it." Among stage crew and roadies, a monkey fuck is not just any mistake or accident. It's something that you couldn't possibly avoid that forces you to look really stupid in front of a large audience.
"I hear load-in took a while."

"Oh, shit, they got us carts but they were two inches too wide for the passageway, and they only gave us half a crew because we had carts, and the band just got these new super expensive amps, so we had to hand carry them and not bump or drop them, and then the loading dock door jammed so we were carrying them through the front lobby, four house guys on an amp, all bent over like hunchbacks, with a roadie following us and screaming to be careful, and everyone in line buying tickets laughing at us. It was a total monkey fuck."
by old lang guy February 19, 2008
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