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Monkey Dunking

An act of having sex, whether it be intercourse or any other sexual contact, underneath covers, with other people in the presence of the situation.
Guy 1: "Man look I think they are having sex under there"

Guy 2:"Yeah, they are monkey dunking hardcore"
Monkey Dunking by Tifa Lynn November 30, 2009

Monkey Dunking

The act of:
Step 1: Secretly spitting down a sexual partners butt crack.
Step 2: Insert penis or substitute without permission.
Step 3: Hold on.
Step 4: Psychological Factor: Reference having sex with the partner's friend or sibling.
I am going to have to do some monkey dunking since tonight's the night and my girl needs to be taught a lesson.
Monkey Dunking by Northface October 20, 2009

monkey dunkin 

While in the act of coutis and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum.
While in the act of sex, and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum. This can be referred to as monkey dunkin!!!!!!

punkin and dunkin monkeys 

Ridin in your 64 Impala when you see some haters riden dirty, you split they dome like a melon, then you duck the cherries and berries
Darnel-"You hear what happened to Straight Killer C?"
Ya-Yo-"Naw blood what happened?"
Darnel-"He was almost caught punkin and dunkin monkeys!"
Ya-Yo-"Word?"
Darnel-"Word!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026