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Monkey Cars 

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.
Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.
Monkey Cars by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008
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Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection
Danny has massive monkeyears
Monkeyears by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

Sexual Monkeybars 

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.
"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"
Sexual Monkeybars by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009