money longer

Money longer is the height of English sophistication.
Money longer is not actually a phrase but two sentences.

Money longer is used to begin an argument and simultaneously end an argument.

Person 1: "Why the Fuck you always wearing Gucci?"
Person 2: "Money. Longer." (money longer)
Person 1: "I understand"

money longer by real_dog May 7, 2018

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Jack "Money Longer" Dudley

A kid with lots of money and a longer peen

I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.

Jack "Money Longer" Dudley by tsmoneylonger July 18, 2022

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money got longer

Means you got fat racks.

"My Money Got Longer"- Playboi Carti

Choppa Dumo Em (Unreleased)

money got longer by TheKing1ne March 14, 2022

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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