Momkner

A way of scrambling words by slamming your fingers onto your keyboard.

Why is dnaeli tpying gliker tha?
He sit truyng to mfakin a momkner

by momkner March 21, 2021

Momner

Getting a boner when you’re around your mom.

I was thinking about that hot night I had on the way to the store with my mom and totally got a Momner.

by Max Powers 1983 November 9, 2009