Moment of Clarity 

A sudden realization/understanding usually attributed to life

- Most common whilst high,drunk or doing an all nighter

“What the hell im a sack of nothing on a flying tube that defies gravity” (on a plane)

“What is my life I am nothing and spinning and everyone’s a goddam alien”

“It’s a moment of clarity I and just a speck and won’t ever matter where the cocaine”

Moment of Clarity by A (t)rash January 29, 2018

moment of clarity 

It's when a guy is deciding whether or not he should fuck a questionable-looking girl...first, he jacks off, and after he cums, if he still wants to fuck the girl, he should--the loss of the horniness and clouded judgment immediately after orgasm is the "moment of clarity".

I thought I wanted to hook up with my ex last night, but I jerked off and the moment of clarity told me I shouldn't.

moment of clarity by SpeedsterZ28 January 1, 2008

Moment of Clarity 

The moment when a person realises (realistically) how breathtakingly/completely drunk he/she really is.

Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.

Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.

This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.

Two guys in adjacent cubicles in the toilet:

Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"

Moment of Clarity by paul2227 October 23, 2009

Moment of Clarity 

One of the most underrated songs of all time

A spiritual song that will make you think about existence upon multiple listens

Moment of Clarity makes me wanna float man. Easily one of Future’s and Uzi’s best tracks.

Watches, and watches, and watches, and chains yeah, a whole lot done changed, yeah. -Future

Moment of Clarity by Hey whats up guys its scarce February 12, 2024

Moment of Clarity 

A sudden realization or shift in perspective regarding the understanding of a situation in an intricate, yet simplified fashion. Usually about broader spiritual values such as life and consciousness itself.

Can be induced by random important events or substances.

Fucking geeking off shrooms last night dudes and all of a sudden everything hit me- you don’t need to give a fuck about what people say. Be you. A moment of clarity of some sorts.

Moment of Clarity by Hey whats up guys its scarce February 12, 2024

A Moment Of Clarity

The shittiest metal core band in Massachusetts. Band members consisting of Vibhor Sharma as vocalist, Peter as guitarist, Kevin Landers as bassist and main fatass, JV as second guitarist, and Conor Deer as drums. With cheesy tag line "Girl you DTF?" this band screams immature, literally! The band was formed in 2010. Their first song released on Myspace was titled 'Places Where You Shouldn't Get Poison Ivy'. The band somehow manages to book many shows across New England. Even though defeat and cancellations have been faced because venue owners don't want "goth faggots" playing, AMOC finds a way. If you do see them live, prepare to be let down. Their songs on Myspace are so auto tuned that they sound nothing like represented. Also expect to be insulted and in tears for lack of better music.

Person A: Yo man, want to hit up a concert tonight?
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity was playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.

A Moment Of Clarity by massachusettsmen January 19, 2011

A Moment Of Clarity

The shittiest metal core band in Massachusetts. Band members consisting of Vibhor Sharma as vocalist, Peter as guitarist, Kevin Landers as bassits and main fatass, JV as second guitarist, and Conor Deer as drums. With cheesy tag line "Girl you DTF?" this band screams immature, literally! The band was formed in 2010. Their first song released on Myspace was titled 'Places Where You Shouldn't Get Poison Ivy'. The band somehow manages to book many shows across New England. Though defeat and cancellations because venue owners don't want "goth faggots" playing, AMOC finds a way. If you do see them live, prepare to be let down. Their songs on Myspace are so auto tuned that they sound nothing like represented. Also expect to be insulted and in tears for lack of better music.

Person A: Yo man, want to hit up a concert tonight?
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity is playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.

A Moment Of Clarity by massachusettsman January 20, 2011