Mom's Dick

Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.

"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"

"Yeah, mom's dick!"

Mom's Dick by SnakAttack January 5, 2010

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ur moms dick

Ur mom isn't normal....

Ur moms dick is huge!

ur moms dick by Seth is awesome October 5, 2016

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