Molony Bologna
The Molony Bologna is a daring sexual maneuver, that if one attempts and pulls it off will be satisfied sexually and have a delicious sandwich to cure the munchies. The act begins with two slices of bologna being swallowed and regurgitated by either the male or female. Now the male will commence by using the regurgitated bologna as lube for anal penetration. When climax is almost reached, pull-out and spread your man cream sauce onto a slice of bread. Scrape the regurgitated anally abused bologna onto another slice of bread, and viola! A tasty treat for anyone to enjoy!
Dustin: Hey Brendan what did you do last night?
Brendan: Not much, just hung out with my girlfriend and gave her a delicious Molony Bologna sandwich.
Dustin: Oh god you actually went through with it ?
Brendan: Yeah dude she was completely passed out. So i gave her the sandwich when she woke up.
Dustin: Thats just to sick for me to comprehend. I'm gonna go throw up now.
Brendan: Not much, just hung out with my girlfriend and gave her a delicious Molony Bologna sandwich.
Dustin: Oh god you actually went through with it ?
Brendan: Yeah dude she was completely passed out. So i gave her the sandwich when she woke up.
Dustin: Thats just to sick for me to comprehend. I'm gonna go throw up now.
Molony Bologna by AQdelights1 January 28, 2011
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