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Molony Bologna 

The Molony Bologna is a daring sexual maneuver, that if one attempts and pulls it off will be satisfied sexually and have a delicious sandwich to cure the munchies. The act begins with two slices of bologna being swallowed and regurgitated by either the male or female. Now the male will commence by using the regurgitated bologna as lube for anal penetration. When climax is almost reached, pull-out and spread your man cream sauce onto a slice of bread. Scrape the regurgitated anally abused bologna onto another slice of bread, and viola! A tasty treat for anyone to enjoy!
Dustin: Hey Brendan what did you do last night?

Brendan: Not much, just hung out with my girlfriend and gave her a delicious Molony Bologna sandwich.

Dustin: Oh god you actually went through with it ?

Brendan: Yeah dude she was completely passed out. So i gave her the sandwich when she woke up.

Dustin: Thats just to sick for me to comprehend. I'm gonna go throw up now.
Molony Bologna by AQdelights1 January 28, 2011
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026