Function: noun
1: A cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiast who posts fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of various science fiction works on the Internet’s Moist Board.
2: An executive member of the Illuminati.
3: A hater of cockatiels.
4: A rabid fan of David Hasselhoff.
5: A highly skilled cell phone hacker.
6: All of the above.
1: A cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiast who posts fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of various science fiction works on the Internet’s Moist Board.
2: An executive member of the Illuminati.
3: A hater of cockatiels.
4: A rabid fan of David Hasselhoff.
5: A highly skilled cell phone hacker.
6: All of the above.
by AuntyMouse April 22, 2009
A moistie is a rediculously HOT young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. Moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get 'played'. Every hot girl was once a moistie (See Moistie Alumni) or will be a moistie (See Moistie Cadet).
Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.
Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.
by NastyNas December 21, 2004
The forward and backward two finger movement, simulating
vaginal G'spot exploration causing a wet spot in panties.
vaginal G'spot exploration causing a wet spot in panties.
by Mj Nehh September 28, 2010
BLUE MOUNTAINS/WEST SYD CITY DEFINITION
a young girl between the age of 12 and 16 who is either acts/dresses like a ganga, is a ganga, or has the potential to gang in later years.
a young girl between the age of 12 and 16 who is either acts/dresses like a ganga, is a ganga, or has the potential to gang in later years.
"moisties everywhere!"
"so many moisties"
"where are the moisties at?"
guy 1: whatta fuckin ganga
guy 2:nah bro shes a moisty
"so many moisties"
"where are the moisties at?"
guy 1: whatta fuckin ganga
guy 2:nah bro shes a moisty
by raaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddsssssssaa May 19, 2011
by Bullz July 27, 2007
the standard mating partner to an average suburban bogan often shops at supre and will wear more makeup then is nessesery. moisty vocabulary include "wat cunt", "dardy cuzz" and "ill fuck you for drugs". you can spot a moisty by the general sense of uneasiness, filth and the infamous "belt under tits" or b.u.t for short. the dirtier relative of the "skank" the moisty will often have to deal with 'common life experiences' such as birthing a dead love child into the toilet and will generally have contracted a particularily nasty, mutated form of herpes. a moisty is someone you definately want to have nothing to do with or risk losing all your money, drugs, friends and dignity.
" ohh dude check that moisty over there"
"yeah i can smel the super herpes coming off the moisture running down her legs"
"your mummas so moist she has to wear a scuba suit to stop her from drowning"
"yeah i can smel the super herpes coming off the moisture running down her legs"
"your mummas so moist she has to wear a scuba suit to stop her from drowning"
by the styles April 27, 2010