A fan of Van Shoes, usually a male, who is completely awesome and laid back. Mistercheckerfeet are very protective and at the same time attractive. If you run into a Mistercheckerfeet, hold onto him forever.
Dude, did you see that awesome guywalking past! It must have been a Mistercheckerfeet.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'