Mod Hammer 

To be banished from the forum(s) for a predetermined period of time, ranging from a couple days to permanently.

User 1: Hey dude, did you hear? Timmy got the mod hammer!
User 2: Aw, no way dude! That sucks!

Mod Hammer by dietcola July 10, 2009

mohammered 

when a Muslim person gets completely drunk and throws up all over his friends 1200 dollar leather couch filled with people.

yo, yusuf was so mohammered last night. oh and chang was pretty chinkfaced too. what a LAN party that was, cuz.

mohammered by thee hammer October 23, 2007

mudhammer 

The penis of a straight guy who prefers to fuck unkempt butts.

"Last night I gave the wife the ol' mudhammer."

"That stupid whore can suck my mudhammer."

mudhammer by Squeaked Moose October 18, 2011

medhammer 

the (gay) pairing between (gay) phighting characters (gay) banammer and (gay) medkit.
Easily the best ship in existence there is no contestants on their level

person 1(awesome): medhammer is so awesome they're so perfect they should kiss canonically
person 2(evil filthy subkit shipper): I hate you

medhammer by swocket April 23, 2024