Mock pack 

An action performed by massive nerds, often named Shane.

Shane: I think we should do a mock pack, Alyssa
Alyssa: fml
Shane: I really want to be the best packed person on the airplane that way I get a golden star, I want to do a mock pack followed by a mock car trip to the airport followed by a mock boarding of a mock plane. I am a fag also by the way

Mock pack by Shanesgoodlookingbrotherinlaw May 16, 2019

mock pack 

Term used to define the act of performing a dry run when packing for a trip. Usually performed by A-type personalities or those who prefer not to pay airline baggage fees. Prior to departure the traveler will see what they would like to take with them and then pack it to determine how many bags they will need.

I'm not sure we are going to be able to fit all the stuff we need to take with us. We better do a mock pack.

mock pack by psbwthu July 31, 2011

mock-pack 

Term used to define the act of performing a dry run when packing for a trip. Usually performed by A-type personalities or those who prefer not to pay airline baggage fees. Prior to departure the traveler will see what they would like to take with them and then pack it to determine how many bags they will need.

I'm not sure we are going to be able to fit all the stuff we need to take with us. We better do a mock-pack.

mock-pack by psbwthu October 12, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008