MoCo Zenith 

The art of using a TV remote as a substitute penis in the event that ones penis fails to rise to the occasion. Originating in Monroe County, this classic maneuver is generally met with enthusiasm by the ladies as the individual buttons on the remote control make it feel “ribbed for her pleasure” Added benefit, the TV remote is always close handy so when the penis has called it an early night, the remote is always standing by.

Dude: Man, I got shit house drunk last night and when I got ol girl from the bar in the sack, my cock wouldn’t work.
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it

MoCo Zenith by EZontheMic October 4, 2020

MoCo Zenith 

The art of using a television remote as a make shift penis after whiskey dick has occurred. Originating on Monroe County this is when the only thing close handy when the inoperable dick is experienced is an old school Zenith TV remote. The buttons on the remote, of course, simulate the "ribbed for her pleasure" experience.

Inventor: Bro, I brought this chick home last night after a long night of drinking and my cock didn't work.
Pal: So what did you do?
Inventor: Only thing I knew how, grabbed the ol MoCo Zenith and banged her like a screen door in a tornado.

MoCo Zenith by anonymous October 2, 2020