Misundersume
Misundersume by Lauren Swift August 18, 2018
Get the Misundersume mug.
misundermenstruate
Using the output of one's female productive system to stupefy the world at large. Used to profound effect by tacky Sarah Palin.
Don't misundermenstruate Sarah Palin, she uses all of her babies as poster children.
or
We misunderestimated Bush, let us not misundermenstruate Sarah Palin.
or
We misunderestimated Bush, let us not misundermenstruate Sarah Palin.
misundermenstruate by artfulmark July 12, 2009
Related Words
misunderunerstanding
Tattoo artist;"Your tattoo appointment is on April 21st. Can u come for a sizing before then?"
Client: "wait...I forgot we are going away. The only day that would work is this Tuesday. Evening."
Tattoo artist: " no Tuesday won't work. (Thinking to self: "because u like 8 hour sessions and we will be there all night")
3rd party " wait! She meant for the sizing not the tattoo.."
Tattoo artist: "HUH?! Talk about a misunderunerstanding ."
Client: "wait...I forgot we are going away. The only day that would work is this Tuesday. Evening."
Tattoo artist: " no Tuesday won't work. (Thinking to self: "because u like 8 hour sessions and we will be there all night")
3rd party " wait! She meant for the sizing not the tattoo.."
Tattoo artist: "HUH?! Talk about a misunderunerstanding ."
misunderunerstanding by TattooKillah May 20, 2018
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026