The most uneducated poor state in the U.S.
Mississippi has high levels of interbreeding which is acceptable in most parts of the state and many inbred uneducated children of Mississippi even grow up to be District Attorney’s and Judges.
Just look up Judge James “Jim” Kitchens, Caught perjuring himself multiple times as a DA in a murder trial and then is elected to become a Circut court Judge in two Mississippi Counties.
Or look up “Operation Pretense Mississippi”.
Mississippi has high levels of interbreeding which is acceptable in most parts of the state and many inbred uneducated children of Mississippi even grow up to be District Attorney’s and Judges.
Just look up Judge James “Jim” Kitchens, Caught perjuring himself multiple times as a DA in a murder trial and then is elected to become a Circut court Judge in two Mississippi Counties.
Or look up “Operation Pretense Mississippi”.
Friend: I’m moving to Mississippi.
Me: Ok, I’ll send you $ whenever you’re sent to Parcman Farm AKA Mississippi State Penitentiary don’t worry with following the laws you stand the same chance of being sent there either way
Me: Ok, I’ll send you $ whenever you’re sent to Parcman Farm AKA Mississippi State Penitentiary don’t worry with following the laws you stand the same chance of being sent there either way
by MSU/MSP Educated August 11, 2019
The hottest drink of hottest drinks. It wont taste bad at the start but youll trip fucking balls later, its common while tripping youll hear the song Mississippi Queen by Mountain and pass the fuck out in a park.
"Yo Rigby I drank the Mississippi Queen early and tripped fucking balls"
"Dude if Benson finds out he'll fire us"
"Dude if Benson finds out he'll fire us"
by Regular Show Bro August 23, 2020
When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.
im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.
by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015
Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.
by C-Lo Diggity February 13, 2008
Andy: Hey have you heard of a Mississippi Rumbler?
Dalen: No I haven't.
Andy: (farts) Ha, now you have! That registered a 8.2 on the Rumbler scale!
Dalen: Oh man!
Dalen: No I haven't.
Andy: (farts) Ha, now you have! That registered a 8.2 on the Rumbler scale!
Dalen: Oh man!
by The Mississippi Rumbler November 12, 2009
A hairstyle that covers most of the forehead and flips up at the end. Popular among upper-middle-class white males from Mississippi, ages 16 to 25, who have straight hair. Also resembles a reverse mullet, where the party is in the front and a more business-like approach in the back.
by JamesinMadison May 10, 2007
The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.
Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.
Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.
by JohnnyTwoDicks September 26, 2010