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Miss Wyatt 

If you have a Miss Wyatt she will likely be your personal assistant. Because Miss Wyatt is Aquarius, she is normally extremely stubborn but always give over to what the boss wants. A Miss Wyatt is extremely mysterious and secretive, although they strive to be sexy they are for the most part cute and innocent. Occasionally achieving their aim.

Typically fuelled by caffeine it is essential that you also provide rewards to her good work, if feeling underappreciated Miss Wyatt can inflict the most harmful pranks. Outside of work hours Miss Wyatt will likely be found binging on wine and reading dark stories. Typically Miss Wyatt will be attracted to a 'Wayne', this can cause serious tension in the workplace. She has a fantastic memory so be careful what you say to her, and as she is stubborn; even when you compliment her on her beauty she will claim you said she has no game.

If you cannot control Miss Wyatt, AVOID AT ALL COST.
1. A: "My secretary forgot to send off our checks" B: "Ah, she must be a Miss Wyatt"
2. "Miss Wyatt is passed out drunk on wine again in the Penny Black"
3. A: "Is that a woman playing mens cricket?!" B: "Yes, that is Miss Wyatt, don't worry she can't catch".
Miss Wyatt by Z's Boss March 12, 2025
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012