Misericordia University 

A small private university located in Dallas, PA, just outside of Wilkes-Barre. It is dominated females and health science majors (Physical Therapy, Occupational Therapy, Speech Language Pathology, Nursing, ect.). It is commonly referred to its inhabitants as "miseri".
1. You've lost count of the rainy days
2. You've had a conversation with Barb the lunch lady at least twice.
3. Half of your friends transferred after freshman year.
4. You can get to any point on campus in less than 5 minutes.
5. You think parking at Anderson and having to walk to the science building is far.
6. Your options for entertainment are Applebees or a bar.
7. You have class on Martin Luther King day.
8. You know that when the line for dinner is long, it's worth eating.
9. Otherwise, you usually opt for a sandwich.
10. You have had 2 classes in the same room in the same semester.
11. You understand that sometimes, the cafeteria is going to be half shut off so that there can be a banquet in another room.
12. You call it the cafeteria, not a dining hall.
13. You know what an "equiv" is.
14. You don't go to the games unless you're playing in them.

I'm taking courses at Misericordia University.

Misericordia University by andreaOT August 13, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012