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Mischievious 

A common and disgusting mispronunciacion and/or spelling of the word mischievous. Mischievous is pronounced "miss-CHI-vus" and there is no "ious" about it. Some people insist that mischievious is an "alternate pronunciation," but only in the way that irregardless is a synonym for regardless--that is to say, only for fucking retards. Some argue that it is the evolution of language, but changes like this are driven by the illiterate and the ignorant, and it is careless to embrace them. And embarrassing.
"I'm intelligent and mischievious!" (oxymoron)
"Mischievous is not like devious, it's a completely different word you dumb shit." --Me
"Since everyone says mischievious it's not wrong." --what my dumbass friends insist if the subject comes up over strong drink.
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Mischievious 

trolling is an mischievious art
the dark prince slapped the bum of the bubblegum princess mischieviously
Mischievious by grrilaz June 12, 2011

Mischievious 

Trouble making. Mischievous. Devious. Naughty. This word began as an alternate pronunciation of mischievous but really has since branched off to become its own word, with its own spelling and pronunciation. People who use the word mischievious when speaking often also understand and recognize the word mischievous when spoken but often do not realize that the two were originally the same word. One might then consider them to simply be different words entirely (synonyms with confusingly similar spelling). According to Merriam-Webster's dictionary, there is evidence of the spelling "mischievious" going back to the 16th century. However, some people still view it simply as a mispronunciation and not as an actual word.
He is a mischievious little boy.
Mischievious by Raingarden December 19, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016