Miquellaested

In Elden Ring's Shadow Of The Erdtree DLC, to be hit by the boss character Promised Consort Rahdan's grab attack for a second time which will cause the player to be charmed by Miquella The Kind (who is on Rahdan's back). This causes the player character to stop attacking and become a follower of Miquella, bowing down before him and his consort.

This causes an immediate game over.

"Yo this Consort Rahdan fight is so infuriating"

"Yeah man his attacks are such bullshit. Especially the one where he grabs you and the tarnished gets Miquellaested by that little boy on his back yapping about peace and love.

Miquellaested by Hasan Piker's Roomba February 27, 2025

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Miquellested

Miquella from the hit videogame Elden ring turned out to be manipulating Mohg and miquellested him.

Person 1: did you hear, Mohg beat the allegations.

Person 2: So he wasn't a Mohglester?
Person 1: He was actually Miquellested

Miquellested by Boggedmars lover July 2, 2024

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Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
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Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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