Mini Ho

A pre-adolescent female adorned in age inappropriate clothing. Usually found in the company of her similarly dressed mother.

Check out the mini ho. She has more makeup on than her ho mom.

by Bobby Quaintance November 12, 2004

Mini Hot Sock

When you blow a load in a condom then remove it and slap the girl silly with it.

I forgot my tube sock in my Camaro so I could not give the ho a Hot Sock, so I gave her a mini hot sock...

by CougarMILF1969 March 10, 2009

Italian Mini-Horse

Italian Mini-Horse: An Italian man whom, despite lacking the physical stature to meet the requirements of an Italian Stallion, still possesses enough hair gel, tight bedazzled t shirts and muscles to qualify as an Italian Mini-Horse.

Kim: “Who is that little guy in the sparkly t shirt? His hair is so shiny! His loafers are so pointy! He’s so little and yet his personality is so big! Such style! Such flair! Wait, did he just simultaneously pull his shirt up and his pants down?! How did he do that?! I must meet him.”

Alex: “That’s Giuseppe, he’s an Italian Mini-Horse.”

by badkitty1111 February 26, 2010

Mini Hot-Pig

A term to identify the comfort of another.

Timmy: "You look so mini-hot pig!"

Chad: "What the fuck is that supposed to mean dumbass?"

Timmy: "No silly! It means you look comfortable!"

Chad: "Dude. Timmy. I am on my fucking death bed about to die. How the fuck do I look comfortable?"

Timmy: "No Chad. You don't look comfortable. You look Mini Hot-Pig!"

by kufye October 17, 2021

Mini hoop

A smaller than average anal sphincter.

Holeeee, Cory had to take another enema, damn mini hoop is acting up again.

by KC Blythe April 1, 2020

mini horse

A horse breed that was created by some really smart old guys who realized they got more money for their littler ponies vs. the bigger ones. In 1978 the American Miniature Horse Association was formed (AMHA) to promote the "breed". Now these horses look like replicas of the larger horses breeds...Very very cool and fun but not good for much but winning ribbons, doing tricks, having babies, crapping all over the yard or pulling little carts. Bet you can't own just one. Suckers who get caught up own lots of them.

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by rightabouteverything July 26, 2010

Mini-hoops

When two teams compete on a small basketball court and play basketball usually to 11 or 21

I am going to rape Issac so hard in mini-hoops that his asshole is going to be as wide as the monkeys in this picture http://www.break.com/pictures/orangutan-pole-butt570750.html

by I love milk January 14, 2009