minecraft girlfriend 

Probably your uncle.

Do you have a minecraft girlfriend

I did before I realised its my uncle.

minecraft girlfriend by Mark the reddit virgin April 3, 2020

minecraft girlfriend 

one who has a significant other (such as a girlfriend) on the popular video game Minecraft.

"I hear Austin has a girlfriend"
"yeah, but it's a minecraft girlfriend"

minecraft girlfriend by dickjugglingthundercunt December 14, 2017

Minecraft Girlfriend 

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

Minecraft Girlfriend by milly milly milly December 2, 2019

Minecraft Girlfriend 

Your uncle

the person usually a man which is gonna play Minecraft without talking into a mic and will contact you on discord to break up with you

Yesterday my Minecraft girlfriend put her bed in my friend's house, now I have depression.

Minecraft Girlfriend by ZacharySkywalker September 10, 2019

Minecraft girlfriend 

A boy

My minecraft girlfriend is so hot
That's a fucking boy you dick

Minecraft girlfriend by B@nanas June 19, 2022

Minecraft Girlfriend 

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

Minecraft Girlfriend by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

My minecraft girlfriend 

A girl you date inside minecraft because you cant get one in real life

Bro i broke up with my minecraft girlfriend.

My minecraft girlfriend by X07JK September 20, 2020