Minecraft Girlfriend

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

by milly milly milly December 02, 2019

Minecraft Girlfriend

Your uncle

the person usually a man which is gonna play Minecraft without talking into a mic and will contact you on discord to break up with you

Yesterday my Minecraft girlfriend put her bed in my friend's house, now I have depression.

by ZacharySkywalker September 10, 2019

Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

minecraft girlfriend

Probably your uncle.

Do you have a minecraft girlfriend

I did before I realised its my uncle.

by Mark the reddit virgin April 04, 2020

minecraft girlfriend

one who has a significant other (such as a girlfriend) on the popular video game Minecraft.

"I hear Austin has a girlfriend"
"yeah, but it's a minecraft girlfriend"

by dickjugglingthundercunt December 14, 2017

Minecraft girlfriend

A boy

My minecraft girlfriend is so hot
That's a fucking boy you dick

by B@nanas June 19, 2022

My minecraft girlfriend

A girl you date inside minecraft because you cant get one in real life

Bro i broke up with my minecraft girlfriend.

by X07JK September 20, 2020