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minecraft girlfriend 

one who has a significant other (such as a girlfriend) on the popular video game Minecraft.
"I hear Austin has a girlfriend"
"yeah, but it's a minecraft girlfriend"

Minecraft Girlfriend 

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .
"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

Minecraft Girlfriend 

Your uncle

the person usually a man which is gonna play Minecraft without talking into a mic and will contact you on discord to break up with you
Yesterday my Minecraft girlfriend put her bed in my friend's house, now I have depression.

Minecraft girlfriend 

My minecraft girlfriend is so hot
That's a fucking boy you dick
Minecraft girlfriend by B@nanas June 19, 2022

Minecraft Girlfriend 

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be
Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

My minecraft girlfriend 

A girl you date inside minecraft because you cant get one in real life
My minecraft girlfriend by X07JK September 20, 2020
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